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Step Aside, Fish Pics: Bug Pics Are the New Dating App Turn-Off
Fish pics were famously the most hated type of photo on dating apps, with  Tinder even joking about officially banning them . ...
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Potato Chip Theory: Why Dating Is Broken
I spend a lot of time reflecting on my comedically bad dating track record. While it’s provided no shortage of entertaining stories, I...
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Blood Magic, Scheduled Pooping, and Other Reasons I Built a Dating App
My dating track record has always felt supernaturally  bad—like, “friends perk up at brunch when they hear I’m back on the apps because...
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Be the profile you wish to see on the apps
Early on in the Goblins journey, I took on the role of profile gatekeeper—partly to avoid surprises (read: d*ck pics) but also as quality...
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